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topicnews · July 18, 2025

Stream or skip?

Stream or skip?

In view of the reputation of Tubi Originals, I expected half Climb from my lawn To be a 17-year-old Mockbuster version of Clint Eastwoods Gran Torino. But no, it's a Campy-Kitschy comedy thriller with sitcom guy Tahj Mowry (Baby daddyPresent Full house) and soap opera Lady Camila Banus (Days of our life) as a couple who moves into a beautiful suburban house, whose former resident is a mentally disturbed teenager who makes her life a living. It's a bit funny and a bit bloody and much kitschy, but maybe it does a few decent laughter?

The Gist: Jackie (Banus) is a right The former two are a cute couple who is new to the neighborhood and has bought a beautiful house that will be great for the family from which they dream. The latter is a 17-year-old milk-drinking khakis-and-polo-shirt carrier and no sock, which is least trustworthy ear-to-ear grin on this side of Jack Nicholson. Welcome to the neighborhood! Incidentally, the real estate agent, who listed the house, was killed in the opening scene and strangled by a POV shot, which carries gloves in his hands. WHO Could that be able to do that, I ask myself?

Alec used to live in the house with his dear old gramps, which had died, and had him destroyed. Now he is with his parents, whose personality are so bipolar opposites – mother adores her son, dad uses him – they are probably in a constant state of the geomagnetic reversal. In order to gently psychoanalyzing the child, he mourns the loss of the stability gramps and is unable to process changes in a healthy way by judging how anger he becomes when Jackie and Jason do something so good to create the furniture in the house. Otherwise, Alec is energetic and optimistic. Maybe too energetic and optimistic. Don't mock a happy fun ball.

Now to this real estate agreement. I know we should take Climb from my lawn About as serious as a threat of death by Daniel Tiger, but Jackie and Jason preferred before he closes the deal (not intelligent!), In inspection (age, what if it was there Mold?) And bought the house with all the things from gramps (EW, creepy). Even the family photos hang on the walls, next to a badge that represents the rules of the house, from which Alec and Gramps lived, and that Alec insists that Jackie and Jason also have to live. Or what? Well, you will soon find out when you ask Alec to cool his jets after he has repeatedly fallen by uninvited and under the guise of being helpful and inviting. Jason finds the child harmless, but Jackie – Well, she is ready to get an injunction. Alec reacts to the recoil by triggering and recording his friends on Streich Jackie and Jason – to build their social media so that they can earn large piles of money, and alec can of course buy the house – until the pranks start to get evil and evil. And of course, before everything is over, there will Be blood.

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Which films will you remind you of ?:: Remember Cold Creek Manor? The same action, and it's just as ridiculous, but when you consider that it was published in 2003, we should take it seriously. Otherwise, the way Alec's mother treats him lets me think that this could be a Norman Bates or Longleg's history.

Value value to look at: Christine Dunford steals one or two scenes and plays a silly neighbor, and Ben Zelevansky is amusing as a local policeman who cannot put his soda long enough to take the trouble to examine a murder.

Unforgettable dialogue: Jason rejects Alecs increasingly disturbing behavior: “The gene z Leave it beaver Don't bother me a bit. “

Sex and skin: None.

Our attitude: Should I search for subtext in a Tubi original or is my time better spent getting out the teaspoon and digging to China? Climb from my lawn Is probably the best Tubi original that I saw, which doesn't say much, but it rates against it The brutalist or Oppenheimer Just don't seem to be fair. Contextual, it is a bit of fun and good for a few yuks if you are looking for something that you have to watch for something on a slow Tuesday evening, for free and totally commercially interrupted while you have Purple Monkey Dishy gum chowing. It may have something to say how social media have infected children today, but, Hey, are real. This requires more intelligence than this film shows. Ultimately, it is about nothing more important than the increasingly less tactonic realization that in the middle of the bottom of the Bottom-Rank streaming services, some rather silly projects are greenish and will throw a few hundred thousand dollars on them because the accounting department says that it makes sense.

So maybe Climb from my lawn Is more of a business decision than the creative vision of someone, but everyone involved seems to have fun, and that means reasonably well for the audience. It is too bad that the term exceeds over 90 minutes, and the plot escalates and escalates predictable until we come to a stupid attempted bloody conclusion. But for those of us with allergies against the poker momentum of the absurd thriller subgenre (e.g. the above mentioned above Cold Creek Manoror Fatal attractionOr every Tyler Perry film that does not contain Perry in a fat access), this film is a reasonably entertaining parody of things that take too seriously.

Our call: Remember that – and probably would have – should be much worse! Stream it.

John Serba is a freelance writer and film critic in Grand Rapids, Michigan.